Little Ed Young

Little Ed Young

When little Ed Young was 10 years old he had a neighbor girl named Jenny also 10 years old. As Ed was in love with Jenny. One day Ed & Jenny decided to get married, so Ed went to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand in marriage.

Mr. Smith thinking this was just the cutest thing said, "Well Ed, you are only 10. Where will you two live?" Ed bravely said, "Jenny's room is bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely"

Still thinking this was adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job, You will have to support Jenny."

Again little Ed said, "Our allowance, Jenny gets $5.00 a week and I get $10.00 a week. That's about $60.00 a month and should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is really impressed that Ed has put so much thought into this. "Well Ed," Mr. Smith said, "I have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have children of your own?" Ed just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."

Mr. Smith no longer thinks that little shit Ed is so adorable.