Occupy Wall Street Protestors Demands

From the Occupy Wall Street website, via Picket and Loesch:
Believe me - I couldn't make this stuff up...

These imbeciles are just as dumb as we thought. Occupy Wall Street protesters posted a proposed list of demands on their website today. Thankfully, most American fifth graders aren’t this stupid.

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

Demand four: Free college education.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the “Books.” World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the “Books.” And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.

Unreal. So who put this together for them anyway?… Van Jones?… Media Matters?
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below are a few choice comments to these demands...

I am a failure.
I’m not really interested in being anything else but a failure.
I don’t want to pay back any money I’ve borrowed.
I don’t want governmental restrictions that I elect not to read. I don’t like to read, anyway.
However, I should be able to be a professional student and not worry about paying for it.
I don’t want to work all that much to get all the things I want for myself.
I can’t afford my car because it runs on gasoline.
Gasoline is bad – find some other source I don’t have to pay for.
Because of the all of the above, I demand free heath care – How else will I get it?
Because of the above, allow Unions to represent me and my demands.
Let everybody into this Country – It’s a free world, isn’t it?
“Gimme, Gimme, Gimme – I need, I need, I need.”

Welcome to the kennel of the misbegotten.
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Let’s give everybody who lives in New York City a total of 48 hours to leave. Build a huge wall around New York City and place inside the wall all of these people. Let them canabilize each other to survive. Perhaps Hollyweird with make a move about something like this!
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