Californian To Texan Translations

Californian To Texan Translations

CALIFORNIA: Arsenal of Weapons
TEXAS: Gun Collection

CALIFORNIA: Delicate Wetlands
TEXAS: Swamp

CALIFORNIA: Undocumented Worker
TEXAS: Illegal Alien

CALIFORNIA: Cruelty-Free Materials
TEXAS: Synthetic Fiber

CALIFORNIA: Assault and Battery
TEXAS: Attitude Adjustment

CALIFORNIA: Heavily Armed
TEXAS: Well-protected

CALIFORNIA: Narrow-minded
TEXAS: Righteous

CALIFORNIA: Taxes or Your Fair Share
TEXAS: Coerced Theft

CALIFORNIA: Commonsense Gun Control
TEXAS: Gun Confiscation Plot

CALIFORNIA: Illegal Hazardous Explosives
TEXAS: Fireworks for Stump Removal

CALIFORNIA: Nonviable Tissue Mass
TEXAS: Unborn Baby

CALIFORNIA: Equal Access to Opportunity
TEXAS: Socialism

CALIFORNIA: Multicultural Community
TEXAS: High Crime Area

CALIFORNIA: Fairness or Social Progress
TEXAS: Marxism

CALIFORNIA: Upper Class or "The Rich"
TEXAS: Self-Employed

CALIFORNIA: Progressive, Change
TEXAS: Big Government Scheme

CALIFORNIA: Homeless or Disadvantaged
TEXAS: Bums or Welfare Leeches

CALIFORNIA: Sniper Rifle
TEXAS: Scoped Deer Rifle

CALIFORNIA: Investment For the Future
TEXAS: Higher Taxes

CALIFORNIA: Healthcare Reform
TEXAS: Socialized Medicine

CALIFORNIA: Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater
TEXAS: Conservative

CALIFORNIA: Truants
TEXAS: home schoolers

CALIFORNIA: Victim or Oppressed
TEXAS: Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

CALIFORNIA: High Capacity Magazine
TEXAS: Standard Capacity Magazine

CALIFORNIA: Religious Zealot
TEXAS: Church-going

CALIFORNIA: Reintroduced Wolves
TEXAS: Sheep and Elk Killers

CALIFORNIA: Fair Trade Coffee
TEXAS: Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

CALIFORNIA: Exploiters or "The Rich"
TEXAS: Employer or Land Owner

CALIFORNIA: The Gun Lobby
TEXAS: NRA Members

CALIFORNIA: Assault Weapon
TEXAS: Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

CALIFORNIA: Fiscal Stimulus
TEXAS: New Taxes and Higher Taxes

CALIFORNIA: Same Sex Marriage
TEXAS: Legalized Perversion

CALIFORNIA: Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting
TEXAS: Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs